Old Bulls Have Feelings, Too

A farmer comes home with a lively young bull, which naturally upsets his two old bulls. Since the farmer's such a hell-of-a-guy, he lets the old bulls hang around, for old times' sake.

The minute the new bull is put into the pasture,he starts "servicing" the cows. We're talking all night service. At about the eighteenth cow, one of the old bulls starts to paw the ground and snort.

The other asks,"Why are you doing that?"

The old bull answers, "I don't want him to think I'm one of these cows!"