The Knockout Wife

The 75 year old man and his young, knock-out wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man's oldest friend bumped into him.

Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace,the friend asked, "How in the hell did YOU land a wife like that?"

The old man whispered back, "Easy. I told her I was 90!"