Worst English

Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England on a visit.

"Do you have anything to declare?" asked the customs inspector.

"No, sssssst, bzzz, nothing at all."

"How long do you plan to stay?"

"Oh, about, ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz, about three weeks."

"By the way, where did you learn English?"

"From the, bzzz, bzzz, sszzzzzzzzbzzz, radio."